Chuck Norris!

[thorep]

There's nothing to talk about here, so I thought I'd make something to talk about. Put your best Chuck Norris jokes here! I'll start -

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris clogs up the toilet when he takes a piss.

Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. Now they're just The Islands.

Chuck Norris only sleeps with a night-light because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not tea-bag his defeat opponents. He potato-sacks them.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. To bad he never cries...

There is no Theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, because Chuck Norris decides what time it is.


Your turn!

[molukai]

Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin. Under his beard is another two fists.

Chuck Norris doesn't read. He stares down a book till it spills all the info.

[wescalade]

This is so ironic...I ate breakfast with Chuck Norris 2 days ago at a diner called The Kettle, lol. He invited me to come sit with him. I live in College Station, TX, and he lives like 20 minutes from here out in the country, and he comes into town all the time.

[molukai]

Yeah well....... I really can't trump that.

[smiterman]

~ Chuck Norris does not wear condoms becouse there is infact...No protection from Chuck Norris.

~ Chuck Norris does not need air. Air needs Chuck norris.

~ Chuck Norris does not T-bag the laidies. He potato sacks them!

~ Even superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

[smiterman]

Oh and these...

Chuck Norris does not churn butter. He round house kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Chuck Norris has two speeds... Walk and kill

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin about.