Post by Gringo on Jan 16, 2007 17:39:13 GMT -5
A friend sent this to me I thought it was funny
Wedding Test
>
> I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
> for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one
> little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
>
> My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
> and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near
> me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate.
> Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
>
> One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
> wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me
> that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She
> told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my
> life to her sister.
>
> Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
> upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up
> and get me."
>
> I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
> stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
> front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
>
> Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
> With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very
> happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man
> for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
>
> And the moral of this story is:
>
> Always keep your condoms in your car.
Wedding Test
>
> I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
> for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one
> little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
>
> My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
> and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near
> me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate.
> Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
>
> One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
> wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me
> that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She
> told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my
> life to her sister.
>
> Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
> upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up
> and get me."
>
> I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
> stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
> front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
>
> Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
> With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very
> happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man
> for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
>
> And the moral of this story is:
>
> Always keep your condoms in your car.