Gringo
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Post by Gringo on Jan 10, 2007 12:40:37 GMT -5
Something to stir up the forums
You can get a beer at any bar in town
A beer doesn't get whiny
A beer doesn't pregnant dog on what you're wearing
A beer won't complain on your beer-belly
A beer doesn't get jealous
You don't have to pep-talk or charm a beer
A beer doesn't vomit over your bad breath
A beer doesn't expect flowers
A beer doesn't have headaches
And
A beer kills your thirst
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Post by molukai on Jan 10, 2007 19:58:37 GMT -5
A beer doesn't taste good... a woman sure does.
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Gringo
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Post by Gringo on Jan 11, 2007 0:01:03 GMT -5
Yes it does however And this,
A beerdrinkers blunderformula...
Symtom: The beer doesn't taste like it did before, and your shirt is wet. Blunder: Either your mouth is closed, or you're holding the glass wrong, for instance by your ear. Solution: Order a new beer and practise infront of the mirror.
Symtom: The beer doesn't seem to have an effect on you, and the glass looks might light. Blunder: Your glass is empty! Solution: Try making someone else buy the next round.
Symtom: Warm and wet feet... Blunder: You forgot to fo to the bathroom!! Solution: Illuminate the closest dogowner that his dog took a piss on you and make him buy you a new beer.
Symtom: The bar looks foggy. Blunder: You look at the bar through the bottom of your empty glass... Solution: Make someone buy you a new beer, it's allowed to take your fist up to prove a point.
Symtom: You observe the wall is covered in ceiling panel. Blunder: You've fallen backwards! Solution: If you're glass is full of beer - stay down. If not, ask someone if they can ducktape you to the bar.
Symtom: You feel extremly dizzy and it feels like your mouth is filled with sand. Blunder: You've fallen forwards! Solution: Same procedure as previous...
Symtom: You see HUGE ELEPHANTS! Blunder: You've been drinking too much or you drank something a man should not drink... Solution: Wait five minutes.. Buy a new one.
Symtom: You wake up, your bed is hard, cold, and wet. Blunder: You're in the gutter. Solution: Check if the bar is open. If not, lay down.
Symtom: Everything goes dark. Blunder: Pub closed. Solution: Remain calm, in case of emergency you can call someone!
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Post by molukai on Jan 11, 2007 1:00:02 GMT -5
Hahah! Good ones
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jox
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Post by jox on Jan 13, 2007 7:09:05 GMT -5
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Post by Shalina on Jan 15, 2007 12:24:06 GMT -5
cat>men
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